On Thursday, November 26, 2020 at 10:27:52 PM UTC-5, Jesper Lauridsen wrote:
Fri 
Wolfsburg - Werder 
Friday games are always 1-1, Werder always plays 1-1. So the 
logical conclusion is a boring 1-1. 
It really is the logical conclusion that this should end a low scoring draw or a VW win, which is why I am predicting a Werder win
1-2
Sat 
Stuttgart - Bayern 
This must be the best Stuttgart team in ages. 1-2 
Dont let Felix hear yu say that.  Somehow this is the Match of the week?
1-4
Dortmund - K||ln 
This K||ln team on the other hand. 5-0 
Is Lukas Podolski really playing ice hockey for Koln? Can he actually skate and play hockey or is this some kind of Donair... or sorry Donner, related marketing ploy?  If he does Take-out he should be doing well.  
I have not eaten inside a restaurant in 9 months, yet I get take out all the time, well, except when I am up here at the cottage where the closest restaurant is about 20+ km.  I may eat inside at the ski hill for the first time in months, when I go, got my season pass and ready, but the weather is not abiding.  They actually opened yesterday, which is bad timing as we went from 15C last week to 15+cm and below 0C temps early this week, but back now to rain and 10C and slush and mush.  
I actually may put the lil 15 HP boat back in the water today.  I know I heard a boat out on the lake yesterday. 
 German Donner takeouts are becoming a thing here, we went from none to three or four in a year, not that I consider take out restaurants real restaurants.  Does anyone consider, Burger King or Pizza Hut a real restaurant?  If you dont need to get out of your car to get food, not a restaurant, if you do not sell booze, not a restaurant, if you have to get your own food, not a restaurant.   Buffet is not a restaurant!  if you do not have a 1907 Chateau Lafite on the wine menu, not a real restaurant. Hopefully Covid kills buffet restaurants, hate those places.
3-1
Union - Frankfurt 
Have to go by form. 2-1 
I bet no one could name a single Union player, ok maybe one. Some of you might say  Max Kruse, who of course is top scorer as well.   How did he end up in Berlin???  But name another player, not named Karius who plays for Union.
2-1
Augsburg - Freiburg 
Form again. 2-1 
Aacchh, Form is temporary, Streich is forever.
1-2
Leipzig - Bielefeld 
They've faced Neymar and Mbappe, but can they do it against Fabian 
Klos? 3-0 
Honestly, that game vs PSG reeked of match fixing.  Maybe it was just poor Dutch refereeing, but I wont be surprised if PSG win the UCL this year thanks to help from above.
4-1
Gladbach - Schalke 
Remember when Schalke was in third place, ahead of Bayern and 
Dortmund? That's less than a year ago. 3-0 
Apparently they need to outsource, that is what the Toonie replacement doktor guy said on kicker,  I would start with outsourcing the Barca squad.  
Everything points to a BMG win, Schalke are dire, gladbach just had an easy win vs the team that crushed Real, betting odds are like 14 to 1, but it has to end right?  Schalke just cant continue losing every game...or maybe they can, I got no faith in them, they are getting close to Tasmania Berlin like numbers.
4-1
Leverkusen - Hertha 
Do Berlin need two teams? 3-1 
Maybe three, Tasmania Berlin would be welcomed back with open arms... by Schalke and koln
3-2
Mainz - Hoffenheim 
Mainz won a game last week? 1-2
The Hoff abides.  
Did you know that there is an actual religion called dudeism and that it is probably the best religion out there, which is sort of like saying I have the best case of Herpes.  Yes religious freaks, I have compared the thing that keeps your miserable lives going and your source of knowledge and wisdom and how you behave, to Herpes simplex virus. Funny thing is, probably one of the closest, most honest comparisons I have ever made on this forum.  Oh and you just know when this Covid thing is over, these idiots will be thanking whatever bs god they have for getting them through it.
2-3
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