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Top 10 Fallback Jobs For Laid-Off IRS Workers

U.S. * Jul 24, 2025 * BabylonBee.com

With new reports indicating that President Trump's administration has
reduced the Internal Revenue Service workforce by a staggering 25% since
January, tens of thousands of former IRS employees are now looking for
work. But what does the job market look like for them?

The Babylon Bee has put together the following list to help laid-off IRS
workers land on their feet:

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1. Pretty much any job at the DMV: Unpleasant government positions nobody
in the general public wants to interact with? A natural fit.

2. Mugger: Jumping out of a dark alley to demand all of someone's money.
Sounds about right.

3. Fill-in host of CBS's The Late Show: Wait, never mind.

4. Proctologist: Another job that's perfect for someone accustomed to
probing people in the most uncomfortable and invasive ways possible.

5. Middle management on the Death Star: A simple, lateral move from one
evil empire to another.

6. Summer spot on the host panel for ABC's The View: Wait, never mind.

7. Serial killer: A great job for someone who is used to having everyone
mortally terrified at the mere mention of them.

8. Goon for cartoonish supervillain: Most of Batman's rogues' gallery is
probably in the market for mobs of henchmen.

9. CIA interrogator: Waterboarding can't be that much worse than being
audited.

10. Jehovah's Witness missionary: IRS workers are well-suited for jobs
that have them showing up unwanted on people's doorsteps.

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