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Winning: Trump Announces Mexican Coke Will Now Be Made In America
Politics * Jul 17, 2025 * BabylonBee.com
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In yet another sign of the New Golden Age being ushered
in under his administration, President Donald Trump announced that Mexican
Coke would now be made in America.
The landmark move came following an intense period of negotiations, as
Trump sought to bring the best-tasting version of Coca-Cola to the United
States. The president stated that the change would play a crucial role in
making America great again.
"Mexican Coke will be back in the United States, where it belongs!" the
president posted on Truth Social. "For far too long, the most delicious
Coke has been made in Mexico. Such a travesty. I spoke with Coca-Cola
today, and am proud to announce that starting immediately, Mexican Coke
will be made right here in America, as it should. Many people said it
couldn't be done. Biden should have done it, but he couldn't make it
happen. Sad! Coke tastes much better out of glass bottles! Make Mexican
Coke American Again! Thank you for your attention in this matter!"
Industry experts said Mexican Coke's move to being produced in America
would create a seismic shift for Coca-Cola drinkers in the U.S., to the
delight of Trump's supporters. "Mexico has no business being the place
where Mexican Coke is made," said one MAGA voter. "America is where
Mexican Coke should have always been made. No more outsourcing our Mexican
Coke-producing jobs to Mexico! God bless you, President Trump!"
At publishing time, Trump was reportedly in intense negotiations with
PepsiCo to bring back Crystal Pepsi.
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